pizza enthusiast, dog luver
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
(via slomps)
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418832
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7 years ago
My desire to get out of this town is at pop punk singer levels.
(via 0009080775)
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975
Posted
7 years ago
horror movie opening scene
| white girl: | i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack. |
| white boy: | come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished. |
| white girl: | you're just trying to scare me. |
| white boy: | lmao |
| they continue walking for a few seconds | |
| *white couple hears noise* | |
| white girl: | babe what that?? |
| white boy: | i'll go investigate |
| *leaves her alone* | |
| *choking noises* | |
| white girl: | zack!!! |
| white boy: | ha ha just kidding! |
| white girl: | asshole! |
| white boy: | im just playin babe |
| white girl: | that wasnt funny but ur still cute |
| *playful kiss* | |
| *things turn sexy* | |
| *hear noise* | |
| white boy: | i'll go investigate |
| *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time* | |
| *maybe a thud* | |
| white girl: | zack! this isnt funny anymore zack! |
| *she walks and he dead* | |
| white girl: | ahhh!! |
| *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains* | |
| white girl: | ahhh!!! |
| *white girl runs* | |
| *dead end* | |
| *hides* | |
| *thinks she free n safe* | |
| *guy catches her* | |
| *cuts her* | |
| *she dead* | |
| opening title slashes across screen: | BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D |
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369707
Posted
7 years ago
me flirtin: *shows u a pic of 2 cute animals doin sumthin an say ‘me n u’*
(via done)
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309329
Posted
7 years ago
| Me: | why didn't I get full points for annotations |
| English teacher: | you just wrote "savage" every time Lady Macbeth spoke |
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359426
Posted
7 years ago
take me to the r rated wendys. take me to the wendys that quentin tarantino directed.
i want to know the story of why this sign has to be here so bad
(via hotboyproblems)
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172597
Posted
7 years ago
I don’t know why I feel compelled to reblog these every time they show up.
(via alexander)
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304398
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7 years ago